but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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