What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
