Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
please come you make the beer taste better
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a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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