look no pants
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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