ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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