Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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