Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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