i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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