you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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