At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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