When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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