Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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