call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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