Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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