How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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