I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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