Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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