Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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