I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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