Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
As shirtless as possible
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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