and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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