so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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