i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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