ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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