i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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