there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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