So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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