Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I party with great urgency now.
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