I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize