Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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