I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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