Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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