How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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