actually, I'm a sock model
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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