i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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