if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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