they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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