So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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