We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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