So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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