This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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