Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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