Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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