he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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