i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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