she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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