Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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