You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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