I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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