I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
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