i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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