who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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