never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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