After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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