i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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