Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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