In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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